Joke?

US Attorney General Ashcroft is visiting an elementary school. After
the typical civics presentation to the class, he announces, "All
right, boys and girls, you can all ask me questions now."

A young boy named Bobby raises his hand and says, "I have three
questions:

1. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil
liberties?
2. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama bin Laden yet?
3. Why haven't we found the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?"

Just then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to the playground. 

Fifteen minutes later, the kids come back in class and Ashcroft says,
"I'm sorry we were interrupted by the bell. Now, you can all ask me
questions."

A young girl named Charlene raises her hand and says, "I have five
questions:

1. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil
liberties?
2. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama bin Laden yet?
3. Why haven't we found the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
4. Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early? and
5. Where's Bobby?"
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