a common joke.

> Here is a common joke in Europe. It is about clinical medicine... No offence intended.

 

A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced


>that we
>
> > can take a brain out of one man, put it in another and have him
>looking for
>
> > work in six weeks.
>
> >
>
> > A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a brain out
>of one
>
> > person, put it in another and have him preparing for war in
>four weeks."
>
> >
>
> > The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way
>behind,
>
> > we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the
>White
>
> > House,
>
> > and now half the country is looking for work, and the other
>half
>
> > preparing
>
> > for war."