MEDICAL EMERGENCY!
A close reading of the communications on this network for the past
ten days has disclosed that most of the participants (if not all) in the
debate on the vexed subject of race are suffering from ACUTE TESTOSTERONE
POISONING! Several previous debates on other vexed issues have revealed
similar symptoms, but now the diagnosis is quite obvious.
If there is a doctor on the Network, would she please post
remedies and prescriptions for treating this often fatal malady? Please,
before it's too late!
Anxiously,
W. Warren Wagar