Title: George W. Bush
KEEP THIS GOING!
I attacked and took over two
I spent the US surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.
I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not
I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in
any 12 month period.
I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock
I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal
In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I
After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided
over the worst security failure in US history.
I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by an president
in US history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than
any other president in US history.
I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
any president in US history.
I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president
since the advent of TV.
I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than
any other US president in history.
I presided over the biggest energy
crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was
I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the
record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of
any in US history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
oil tanker named after her).
I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the
Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market
in any country in the history of the world.
I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and
military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the
will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international
I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
history of the US.
I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
increases, more than any other president in US history (Reagan was
tough to beat, but I did it!!).
I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations
remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
I removed more checks and balances, and have the less congressional
oversight, than any presidential administration in US history.
I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my
best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate
frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron
I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president
in US history.
I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack
(and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1).
I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow
I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a
year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the
biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the
people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to
world peace and stability.
I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees
who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in
corporations that later made bids for gov contracts.
I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than
any other president in US history.
I have created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most
divided that the US has been since the Civil War.
I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
than two years turned every single economic category heading straight
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas
driving record has been erased and is not available).
I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during
time of war.
I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
All minutes of meetings of any public
corporations for which I served on the board are sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
(Note: this information should be
useful to voters in the 2004 election.)