Re: You have two cows

http://www.wikipedia.com/wiki/Internet_humor/You_have_two_cows

 MARXISM/LENINISM:
>>> The proletarian cows unite and overthrow the bourgeoisie
>>cow-herds. The
>>> egalitarian democratic cow revolutionary state with the cow
>>party as
>>> vanguard disintegrates over time. Marx choked on a
>>veggie-burger before he
>>> could explain what happens to the use-value, exchange-value
and
>>sign-value
>>> of bovine leather.