I received this from a colleague, thought it worth passing a long.
tom
Thomas D. [tom] Hall
thall@depauw.edu
Department of Sociology
DePauw University
100 Center Street
Greencastle, IN 46135
765-658-4519
HOME PAGE:
http://www.depauw.edu/~thall/hp1.htm
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> In keeping with the renaming of National Airport to Ronald Reagan
> National Airport, the FAA has required the following changes to be
> made on all flights:
>
> 1. A portion of all ticket sales must be routed to Iran
>
> 2. Vegetarian meals will consist only of ketchup
>
> 3. I don't recall
>
> 4. First class seating will drastically improve, while coach class
> will be moved to the baggage section.
>
> 5. No flights will depart between the hours of 1-4pm for "naptime"
>
> 6. Should quality concerns arise, baggage handlers are required to
> invade Dulles to distract critics.
>
> 7. Ticket prices for wealthy passengers will be slashed to increase
> air travel by the poor.
>
> 8. All passengers are required to shred all travel documents before
> boarding.
>
> 9.I don't recall
>
> 10. Sleeping accommodations on all flights should include: pillow,
> blanket, and a chimp named "Bonzo"